Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Operation Purity has been aborted
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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