sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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