i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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