Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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