Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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