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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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