She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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