I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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