Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You made out with two different species that night
Alive.
So much puke
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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