West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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