i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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