last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Mom said you looked used
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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