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Wipe that smile off your face.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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