nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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