i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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