oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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