BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
As shirtless as possible
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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