im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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