quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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