We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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