I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
