'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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