Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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