Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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