your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
there's paper in my vomit.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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