i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
