Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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