i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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