What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just gift wrapped bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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