It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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