question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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