I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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