Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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