I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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