Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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