I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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