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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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