So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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