On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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