Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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