I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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