we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wear drunk well.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
