I hate all girls vehemently.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Never underestimate the power of titties
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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