I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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