so explain again why im purple
no
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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