when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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