anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
worst night to have a conscience
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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