Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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