i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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