You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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