I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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