ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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