it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Duck Duck Cougar?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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